First of all, my condolences to anyone who lost a job or money in the Wild West World amusement park fiasco. It's never fun to suffer because of other people's incompetence (or in this case, severe undercapitalization). Hopefully, all will be made right.

Now the question remains, what to do with the park? My answer lies in Ferengi Rule of Acquisition 9: "Opportunity plus instinct equals profit."

Good day and welcome from the NCAA super regional baseball tournament from Mephistopheles Stadium on the seventh ring of Hell. (Not really. I just wanted to see if the NCAA was really watching me.)

This is where we will explore strange new worlds, seek out new life and new civilizations and to boldly go where no semi-rational mind will go before.

We will explore sports, religion, politics, current events, music, driving and what ever else strikes my fancy. There will be no timetable for this. I have the rest of my life to write it.